Archives! My god we've been dumb for a while, here's proof!
Looking for an old post? Maybe a one-off item, some discontinued stuff, banned memes, failed creations, screen caps, expired merch or something else? I bet I dunno where it is either, but hit us up if there's something you would like resurrected from the rectal graveyard and we can do some digging!
Customer Reviews
So the shop has damn near all 5-star reviews, but I don't know how to set that shit up on here, BUT! You can check our reviews out on Etsy, so you know we aren't out there booty sneaking folks with bunk plugs or shitty service or anything, check it - GlowFyourself - Etsy
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Wanna help us out but don't wanna take it in the ass? WE GOT YOU!! Lol this link should allow for some donation action, we're an independent shop & do everything out of pocket, so anything that helps us keep the lights on is super appreciated! Send your addy and I'll send a thank you package of stickers or something :)